Seven Hells! Game of Thrones has given us some of the best television of the decade, from epic battles to moments hotter than Drogon’s breath. So to pay tribute to this soon-to-end series (sob!), allow us to offer you scenes so ? a red priestess would see visions, a White Walker would turn red, an unsullied would feel phantom throbbing, and a knight’s sword would go harder than Valyrian steel.

NOTE: Spoilers for GoT’s previous seasons lie ahea—oh, who are we kidding? You’ve probably seen them all by now! Valar morghulis.

1. 6-8 Inches of Snow

Ygritte was able to turn Jon Snow from a grim, brooding bastard boy to a grim, brooding bastard MAN. It’s a scene that’s sexy, playful, and ultimately romantic—and definitely one of our favorites from the series. We actually rooted for the two characters to end up happily ever after. Hey, we know it’s Game of Thrones, but you can always dream, right?

2. Missandie-ayyummm!

We all know that Missandei and Grey Worm ended up consummating their love despite the latter not having his err… grey worm. But that was less sexy than it was romantic. What really got us going is when Grey Worm accidentally (well, not really) spied on Dany’s very own handmaiden washing her clothes in the river. It’s thinking about the things these two beautiful people would do to each other once they can’t contain themselves anymore that makes this a worthy addition to our list.

3. The Imp Definitely Wasn’t Limp

I never trusted Shay, and although my suspicions were later substantiated, I can’t deny how feisty and seductive she was. When instructed to, “fuck me like it’s my last night in this world,” by Tyrion, you know she didn’t disappoint (mostly because he began loving her despite all the absurd misadventures it caused him).

4. A Schlong of Ice in Fire

The entirety of womankind (and quite a few fellas) was blessed by Jon Snow’s sculpted bottom when fire and ice finally collided. And since we had already become accustomed to incest by this point, it wasn’t repulsively taboo.

5. No, Please—Leave The Necklace On, Baby

Oh, that Stannis: is there anything he wouldn’t do to take the Iron Throne? Well, we won’t hold it against him in this case. Having some rough table sex with the hottest red priestess in the Known World is one military strategy we could definitely get behind!

6. Littlefinger, Big Expectations

Littlefinger certainly trained his staff to be the premiere prostitutes of King’s Landing. Plain ol’ sex is well and good, but making sure one gets their gold coins worth is something Petyr Baelish takes very, very seriously. It’s not just about the whoopee; it’s about fulfilling fantasies with a fiery passion.

7. Renly Prefers the Rose’s Thorn

Anyone who says that Game of Thrones only caters to straight guys and gals can be roasted with dragon fire. For one, it’s got a little bit of everything for everybody, and that time Renly Baratheon and Loras Tyrell made the beast with two backs is a shining example of this.

8. Orgy Team Assemble!

Speaking of having a little something for everybody, no two characters embody that trait better than the late Oberyn Martell and Ellaria Sand, his paramour. These two characters are voracious in all the right ways, which shows in spades during this scene where they choose which people will be lucky enough to share their bed.

9. Frey’s Daughters Get Robb’ed

Robb and Talisa really shouldn’t because of the promise made to marry one of Walder Frey’s daughters, but they just can’t help surrendering to their feelings. This makes their love scene super hot and provides that emotional heft to the characters that made viewers devastated when they met their end. And by “end,” we mean the Red Wedding, otherwise known as the episode where George R.R. Martin further proves he is sadistic and hates us.

10. Targaryen Drogo-rider

At this point, Daenerys has become a legitimate dragonrider. But back when her badass, fire-breathing children were just a clutch of scaly dragon eggs, our little Miss Stormborn was taught to properly mount other creatures by her handmaiden Doreah (drool). After all, there’s no better place to start working your way up to riding dragons than with Khal Drogo.

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With the rise of the Internet, porn became super easy to collect. However, no amateur videos can live up to the golden age of adult film. These top ten adult movies contain pornographic elements, but they also tell incredible stories. In the heyday of adult movies, the seventies and eighties, it wasn’t all about the money shot—there were strong desires to integrate a narrative. This list of the best adult movies of all time centers on sexy storytelling, a type of entertainment that has unfortunately gone by the wayside.

1. Deep Throat (1972)

The top 10 best adult movies of all time list is topped by the film that began the “porno chic” craze of the 1970s, featuring Linda Lovelace’s oral talents in the service of a comedic plot, the
tone of which is imitated in adult movies to this day.

2. New Wave Hookers (1985)

This adult masterpiece from the Dark Brothers featured then popular new wave music and style, as two daydreaming losers’ fantasies played out onscreen.

3. Behind the Green Door (1972)

The film debut of ingenue Marilyn Chambers was directed by adult entrepreneurs the Mitchell Brothers. Combining avant garde filmmaking techniques with hardcore action, it helped to usher in the surreally sexy seventies.

4. The Devil in Miss Jones (1973)

The oft-imitated premise of this classic has a recently deceased woman returning to earth as the embodiment of lust, “earning” her place in hell.

5. Naked Afternoon (1976)

Perhaps the first “meta” porn movie, “Naked Afternoon” stars the beautiful and innocent-looking Abigail Clayton as an aspiring actress who ends up making adult films. It earns its place on the list of top 10 best adult movies of all time due to her enthusiastic and realistic performance.

6. Three Daughters (1986)

Possibly the best example of a “feminist” adult film, Candida Royale’s masterpiece earns its spot on the top 10 best adult movies of all time list due to its sensual portrayal of womanly pleasure, a vast departure from most male-centered erotic films.

7. The Opening of Misty Beethoven (1976)

Another adult comedy, this is a satire based loosely on “My Fair Lady,” taking a trashy hooker and placing her in the upper class, where she is quite the hit.

8. Debbie Does Dallas (1978)

The title of this classic says it all.

9. Flesh Gordon (1974)

This sci-fi spoof with adult overtones was popular enough to be edited into an R-rated release for mass consumption.

10. The Private Afternoons of Pamela Mann (1974)

Probably the first porn film to be shot on a Hollywood budget, removing the sex scenes could have made this a hit in any circle. Though, where’s the fun in that?

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A proper, wild sex scene could make or break a movie, be it a college comedy where Jason Biggs literally sticks his penis in a pie or Ron Burgundy slaps his own butt while making love to a woman. The point is, those moments of sensual pleasure in film are the ones responsible for setting that all-important tone we viewers want. Maybe it gets your heart thumping and your hands reaching for your nearest pocket pussy or vibrator, or maybe it’s so bad it makes you swear off sex like a 14th century monk. What we have for you here is a case of the former! So, without further ado, here are the 10 wildest movie sex scenes you’ll find outside of your usual porn flicks…

1. The Brown Bunny (2003)

This list wouldn’t be complete if it didn’t contain perhaps one of the most notorious and, obviously, wildest sex scenes in the history of cinema. There’s no question about it: Brown Bunny’s oral sex scene featuring Chloe Sevigny and some dick takes the throne here. No, there aren’t any digital manipulations here; just good ol’ fellatio caught on tape. In fact, this scene has become so infamous because it blurs the line between what can be considered as porn or not. If you ask us, though, why can’t we have BOTH?

2. Secretary (2002)

Secretary is the OG dom-sub movie, so toss aside all those 50 Shades of Grey blu-rays you have. Where the 50 Shades franchise revels in its oh so “serious” tone with its sex scenes, Secretary does the exact opposite: it shows us how ridiculous and ultimately fun this type of kink could be. And, yes, Maggie Gyllenhaal getting spanked deserves its own star on the Walk of Fame.

3. Oldboy (2013)

Ever wondered how it would look if Marvel’s Scarlet Witch and Thanos had a good ol’ fashioned boning? Well, wonder no more, because 2013’s Hollywood remake of the classic Korean film Oldboy present us with just that. And we highly suggest you watch the original version of this film. That way, you’ll enjoy some tasty action from Elizabeth Olsen and Kang Hye-Jung, respectively.

4. Blue is the Warmest Color (2013)

If you thought movies based on comic books were all about men in spandex beating the shit out of criminals, then you’d be dead wrong. Blue is the Warmest Color is a movie based on Julie Maroh’s graphic novel of the same name. And rarely has there been a film that fuses sex and sincerity so well, especially during a scene where the two main characters, Emma and Adele, experience the physical pleasures of same-sex relationships for the first time. Some critics say this scene counts as porn, but that just proves how well—or even committed—the actresses were during filming. Ooh la la!

5. Unfaithful (2002)

There is a particular scene from Unfaithful, a drama film starring Diane Lane, which ticks off three key fetish points on our checklist to warrant a spot on this list. One, there’s the infidelity factor where Diane Lane’s character is cheating on her husband; two, there’s the absolute thrill of doing it in a hallway; and three, Ms. Lane’s performance here, where she is hesitant with guilt, and then eventually succumbs to the call of the flesh is one that could get even the driest of crotches soaked.

6. Boogie Nights (1997)

A lot of people these days forget this, but Julianne Moore was—and still is—one of Hollywood’s most seductive minxes to have ever been filmed, and this scene from Boogie Nights where Ms. Moore’s Amber Waves character does the proverbial boogie with Eddie Adams (played by Mark Wahlberg) is testament to that. Not only do the two actors have chemistry, but what really drove the orgasmic nail in the sex coffin is when Ms. Moore downright urges her partner to come inside her. Thank the world for movies like this!

7. 300: Rise of an Empire (2014)

Now, we all know Eva Green is a walking, talking lump of sex appeal. We’re not sure: maybe it’s that French vibe she has going for her or those fierce comely eyes she has. Whatever it may be, no other movie shows Eva Green at her promiscuous prime than in 300: Rise of an Empire’s sex scene where Artemisia, the character she plays, gets in a very arousing struggle for power as she and Sullivan Stapleton’s Themistocles do the nasty inside a warship cabin. Does the scene stand for the fight between Greece and Persia? Perhaps. We don’t really care as long there’s some nude Eva Green and Sullivan Stapleton in it.

8. Nine ½ Weeks (1986)

Ice cubes aren’t particularly sexy on their own. But in the hands of a couple of kinky beasts Mickey Rourke and Kim Basinger, frozen water turns into one of the greatest bedroom toys to have. Of course, we can’t discount the marvelous camerawork in this scene, which manages to focus on all those delicious drops of water dripping from Kim’s milky white skin and her erect berry-like nipples all the while staying away from Mickey Rourke’s brutish retired boxer hands.

9. Blue Valentine (2010)

We’re pretty sure many a lady found themselves hot n’ bothers in theaters after watching Blue Valentine. After all, who doesn’t want to get eaten out by Ryan Gosling, much less having him right inside you? Even dudes want some Ryan Gosling on their nether regions, so there’s pretty much nothing more to say about this particularly delicious flick showcasing the actor’s, uh… “skills.”

10. Chloe (2009)

There’s just something about seeing two attractive women from different age groups getting it on. If you ask us, it’s probably that whole mentor-mentee power dynamic fetish going on in our dirty little minds. In any case, here we have Julianne Moore rendering the services of a professional escort played by Amanda Seyfried to get it on with her husband. But the plan backfires, as Ms. Moore herself gets wet for the hired help, and the whole world is all the better for the sex scene it gave us. So, there you have it, guys and gals! Cinema’s wildest sex scenes. And what better way to have yourself a good time watching this than by cuddling up to a lover or using a proper toy.

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Whoever said that Halloween is meant to just give you the chills is doing it wrong. On the contrary, what better time to snuggle real close to someone special for body heat—and, of course, some hot action—than this season? On that note, here are the 11 sexiest Halloween movies to help you and your boo get spooky…

1. The Witch (2015)

Aside from being one of the best horror movies in recent memory, The Witch has perhaps one of the greatest scenes in movie history that combines the jitters you get from horror and the tingles you get from seeing Anya Taylor-Joy’s Thomasin character strip in the woods. Because a good sexy Halloween movie doesn’t just make your hair stand up, it also makes other parts of you rise.

2. Cat People (1982)

Hey, just because we’re talking about Halloween movies doesn’t mean it all has to be about horror! Cat People is part fantasy, part romance, and all sexy. That’s thanks to Nastassja Kinski, who plays Irena, a human-cat hybrid that’s got to do the nasty with her own kind in order to not go full feline. Plus, this movie gave the world a classic David Bowie ditty, so everyone wins.

3. Queen of the Damned (2002)

Queen of the Damned is possibly one of the most under-appreciated horror movies of the 2000s, if not cinema history. It features great acting from its stars—which is surprising considering that one of the main actors is primarily an R&B singer—a great story, and most of all, Aaliyah’s costume which bares enough skin to get your blood flowing and, at the same time, covers her enough to get that imagination of yours going. Mmm! Mmm!

4. Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992)

Before vampires sparkled and became emo fuckboys on the big screen, they used to be dashing, gentlemanly bon vivants. And Gary Oldman’s take on the grandpappy of all vampires gives audiences one of the most sensual depictions of the character. Of course, we’d be remiss if we didn’t mention Francis Ford Coppola’s stylistic choices here, which gave the movie that whole sophisticatedly sexy feel to it.

5. From Dusk ‘til Dawn (1996)

No one does grindhouse cinema better than Robert Rodriguez, and From Dusk ‘til Dawn has that cinematic subgenre in spades. With its over-the-top action and gore, this one’s become a boner-fide cult classic. But what really helped cement this movie’s reputation is that dance scene performed by none other than Salma Hayek, who plays a vampire queen Santanico Pandemonium in this flick. Plus, this is the only movie where Quentin Tarantino’s acting doesn’t make us want to vomit in our mouth.

6. The Neon Demon (2016)

We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again: Elle Fanning is the kind of actress that boosts the sexiness meter of whatever she’s in. In fact, we’ll even say she’s the thinking man’s Megan Fox: sexy, but not in the way that will have you rubbing one out in the theater (that’s a good thing, by the way). Neon Demon, a suspense thriller about supermodels, shows Elle Fanning in perfect form. And we mean that both in her capacities as a performer and her sultry, slender physique.

7. Species (1995)

We know a great many deal of boys who became men when they watched this movie, and that’s thanks to Sil, Natasha Henstridge’s character in this sci-fi horror classic. Now, if you’re the kind who likes it rough, then look no further than Species to give you gratuitous amounts of sex and gore. On the other hand, if you’re the squeamish type, then we suggest you close your eyes every time Natasha Henstridge touches a man in this movie. Don’t worry, you’ll still get an eyeful of her tasty curves either way.

8. Only Lovers Left Alive (2013)

Are vampires the sexiest kind of movie monsters? Yes. Is Tom Hiddleston the kind of guy you’d want making you a cup of coffee after a night of romantic whoopee? Yes. And is Tilda Swinton an androgynous goddess that could turn you on regardless of your gender? That, too, is a yes. And Only Lovers Left Alive manages to tick off this sexy trifecta.

9. Jennifer’s Body (2009)

Casting Megan Fox as the titular (not to mention literal) man-eater in this movie automatically gives Jennifer’s Body an unfair advantage over other sexy Halloween movies, which is why we didn’t rank this one higher. We mean, come on: it’s Megan Fox! Even Peewee’s Playhouse becomes sexy if you put her in it. We’re not going to spoil any juicy details here, but rest assured you won’t get as turned on by blood with any other movie the way this one uses it. Stay foxy, Megan.

10. An American Werewolf in London (1981)

Now, this John Landis-helmed horror classic is a great watch regardless of the season, but it’d be an all saints’ day sin if we didn’t tell you about the shower scene featuring Jenny Agutter in her prime. Her oh so delicious prime! Suffice it to say the scene alone is more than enough to land An American Werewolf in London in our list. David Naughton’s in that scene, too, who’s like a light version of Jeff Goldblum.

11. Interview with a Vampire (1994)

We’re going to settle this right off the gate: Interview with a Vampire is one of the hottest horror movies to have ever graced the silver screen. We’d even go so far as to say that this movie is Brokeback Mountain, but with FANGS! And even better, this was Brokeback Mountain even before that movie existed. Come on, that’s what happens when you put Brad Pitt, Antonio Banderas, and a Tom Cruise who was still 30% sane in one movie. Oh, and a young Kirsten Dunst is in it, too.

So, there you have it, guys and ghouls: the 11 sexiest Halloween movies to watch this season. I recommend watching these movies with a cute person nearby to comfort you during the scary scenes, and a whole bunch of toys to play with during the sexy scenes.

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You may be laying low in-doors, but your sex drive shouldn’t have to. So why not go binge on some of the latest & sultriest flicks to grace the silver screen. Whether you’re looking to get excited on your own or you have someone to share the excitement with, these movies provide the best backdrop to heat your southern regions up in the coming months.

1. Ghost in the Shell (2017)

Based on the classic Japanese animated movie of the same name, the American remake of Ghost in the Shell has proven to be one of the biggest box office bombs in recent memory. From its lackluster plot to the outcry caused by Scarlett Johansson casted as Major Kusanagi, this movie seems to have nothing going for it. That is, unless you count those ScarJo curves nearly bouncing off the screen in almost every scene of this movie. The social justice warrior within you will want to resist, but your carnal nature will use this inner conflict to heighten the naughtiness.

2. Disobedience (2018)

There’s just something inherently arousing with going against the norm, and Disobedience provides viewers with a take on forbidden love that’s both heartfelt and sensual. Y’all can keep your Kate Uptons and Alexandra Daddarios, because nothing can beat the allure of two seasoned foxes like Rachel Weisz and Rachel McAdams making out in this movie.

3. How to Talk to Girls at Parties (2018)

Elle Fanning is one of those rare gems that could switch from “cute” to “sultry minx” in the blink of an eye, and this British independent film shows just that. Based on an eponymous short story by acclaimed writer Neil Gaiman, How to Talk to Girls at Parties is not only a showcase of Ms. Fanning’s smooth, creamy assets, but it’s one of the best coming-of-age movies you’ll see in a while. And did we mention there’s alien sex involved in this one? You’re welcome.

4. Adrift (2018)

What happens when Shailene Woodley and Sam Claflin become stuck in the middle of the sea during a hurricane? Why, they take their clothes off and start gettin’ busy. What’s that saying, “In space, no one can hear you scream?” Well, the same goes for boat boning when lost at sea.

5. Tomb Raider (2018)

Ever since the Tomb Raider character arrived on Sony’s Playstation with her pixelated boobs, she’s become both a feminist icon and a sex symbol. And the image just became all the more solidified when Angelina Jolie donned the short shorts and tank top in the early 2000s. Alicia Vikander’s performance in the reboot of the franchise, though, proves to be the perfect torch-bearer for the sexy adventurer. The way Vikander’s version of Lara Croft heaves, flexes, and jumps her way through all those ancient ruins is enough to get you “raiding” your own “tomb” in no time (if you know what I mean).

6. Mary Shelley (2018)

Elle Fanning’s so pretty, she deserves to be mentioned twice on this list. Whereas she plays an awkward little alien that juggles between sweet and spicy in How to Talk to Girls at Parties, her portrayal of writer and feminist Mary Shelley in this biopic just oozes with pure freaky sex energy. Hey, what did you expect from the creator of Frankenstein’s monster? I mean, come on. Why do the nasty in bed when you can do it on top of your mom’s grave? Vanilla she is not, folks.

7. Atomic Blonde (2017)

Whether you’re into girls or dudes, or just any human of legal age, you’d be lying if you didn’t think Charlize Theron is one of the hottest human beings alive. In Atomic Blonde, Theron plays a Russian spy who kicks and punches her way to uncover a conspiracy, and she does it with the perfect mix of dominatrix-style class you’d expect. This movie’s so hot that the only way to up the ante is to have Charlize Theron’s Lorraine character do all this with John Wick. If that happens, we’ll believe goodness does exist in this world.

8. On Chesil Beach (2018)

This movie about a couple of newlyweds trying to have sex for the first time (yes, those people still exist) is both charming and titillating. We highly suggest you watch this with a significant other (or, you know, at least your blow-up doll), as this is the kind of film that provides viewers with just the right inspiration for some bedroom roleplaying.

9. Deadpool 2 (2018)

“Ugh! Another superhero movie,” is what you’re probably saying, but hear us out. Yes, it’s a given that Ryan Reynolds sans the titular character’s ball sack-like face and Morena Baccarin could get anyone’s nipples hard. But Zazie Beetz’s portrayal of the Domino character was the one that got us giving ourselves some over-the-pants action. Who says action-comedies can’t be sexy?

10. Red Sparrow (2018)

Russian spies just scream sex every time you see one onscreen, and Red Sparrow is no exception. Not to mention, this movie features Jennifer Lawrence in perhaps her raunchiest role to date. Whereas Atomic Blonde’s main character prefers to shoot the brains out of its antagonists, Jennifer Lawrence’s Dominika Egorova (damn, even her name sounds sexy) prefers to fuck them. If you’re into rough stuff, this is the perfect mood setter.

I don’t know about you, but where I am, it can get terribly cold in the fall and winter. And there’s only one way to survive: a cuddle buddy. So if you don’t already have a lover, go ahead and find yourself someone cute. With these movies ready to play, we’re pretty sure you’ll be about 40% safer from hypothermia.

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