Seven Hells! Game of Thrones has given us some of the best television of the decade, from epic battles to moments hotter than Drogon’s breath. So to pay tribute to this soon-to-end series (sob!), allow us to offer you scenes so ? a red priestess would see visions, a White Walker would turn red, an unsullied would feel phantom throbbing, and a knight’s sword would go harder than Valyrian steel.

NOTE: Spoilers for GoT’s previous seasons lie ahea—oh, who are we kidding? You’ve probably seen them all by now! Valar morghulis.

1. 6-8 Inches of Snow

Ygritte was able to turn Jon Snow from a grim, brooding bastard boy to a grim, brooding bastard MAN. It’s a scene that’s sexy, playful, and ultimately romantic—and definitely one of our favorites from the series. We actually rooted for the two characters to end up happily ever after. Hey, we know it’s Game of Thrones, but you can always dream, right?

2. Missandie-ayyummm!

We all know that Missandei and Grey Worm ended up consummating their love despite the latter not having his err… grey worm. But that was less sexy than it was romantic. What really got us going is when Grey Worm accidentally (well, not really) spied on Dany’s very own handmaiden washing her clothes in the river. It’s thinking about the things these two beautiful people would do to each other once they can’t contain themselves anymore that makes this a worthy addition to our list.

3. The Imp Definitely Wasn’t Limp

I never trusted Shay, and although my suspicions were later substantiated, I can’t deny how feisty and seductive she was. When instructed to, “fuck me like it’s my last night in this world,” by Tyrion, you know she didn’t disappoint (mostly because he began loving her despite all the absurd misadventures it caused him).

4. A Schlong of Ice in Fire

The entirety of womankind (and quite a few fellas) was blessed by Jon Snow’s sculpted bottom when fire and ice finally collided. And since we had already become accustomed to incest by this point, it wasn’t repulsively taboo.

5. No, Please—Leave The Necklace On, Baby

Oh, that Stannis: is there anything he wouldn’t do to take the Iron Throne? Well, we won’t hold it against him in this case. Having some rough table sex with the hottest red priestess in the Known World is one military strategy we could definitely get behind!

6. Littlefinger, Big Expectations

Littlefinger certainly trained his staff to be the premiere prostitutes of King’s Landing. Plain ol’ sex is well and good, but making sure one gets their gold coins worth is something Petyr Baelish takes very, very seriously. It’s not just about the whoopee; it’s about fulfilling fantasies with a fiery passion.

7. Renly Prefers the Rose’s Thorn

Anyone who says that Game of Thrones only caters to straight guys and gals can be roasted with dragon fire. For one, it’s got a little bit of everything for everybody, and that time Renly Baratheon and Loras Tyrell made the beast with two backs is a shining example of this.

8. Orgy Team Assemble!

Speaking of having a little something for everybody, no two characters embody that trait better than the late Oberyn Martell and Ellaria Sand, his paramour. These two characters are voracious in all the right ways, which shows in spades during this scene where they choose which people will be lucky enough to share their bed.

9. Frey’s Daughters Get Robb’ed

Robb and Talisa really shouldn’t because of the promise made to marry one of Walder Frey’s daughters, but they just can’t help surrendering to their feelings. This makes their love scene super hot and provides that emotional heft to the characters that made viewers devastated when they met their end. And by “end,” we mean the Red Wedding, otherwise known as the episode where George R.R. Martin further proves he is sadistic and hates us.

10. Targaryen Drogo-rider

At this point, Daenerys has become a legitimate dragonrider. But back when her badass, fire-breathing children were just a clutch of scaly dragon eggs, our little Miss Stormborn was taught to properly mount other creatures by her handmaiden Doreah (drool). After all, there’s no better place to start working your way up to riding dragons than with Khal Drogo.

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With the rise of the Internet, porn became super easy to collect. However, no amateur videos can live up to the golden age of adult film. These top ten adult movies contain pornographic elements, but they also tell incredible stories. In the heyday of adult movies, the seventies and eighties, it wasn’t all about the money shot—there were strong desires to integrate a narrative. This list of the best adult movies of all time centers on sexy storytelling, a type of entertainment that has unfortunately gone by the wayside.

1. Deep Throat (1972)

The top 10 best adult movies of all time list is topped by the film that began the “porno chic” craze of the 1970s, featuring Linda Lovelace’s oral talents in the service of a comedic plot, the
tone of which is imitated in adult movies to this day.

2. New Wave Hookers (1985)

This adult masterpiece from the Dark Brothers featured then popular new wave music and style, as two daydreaming losers’ fantasies played out onscreen.

3. Behind the Green Door (1972)

The film debut of ingenue Marilyn Chambers was directed by adult entrepreneurs the Mitchell Brothers. Combining avant garde filmmaking techniques with hardcore action, it helped to usher in the surreally sexy seventies.

4. The Devil in Miss Jones (1973)

The oft-imitated premise of this classic has a recently deceased woman returning to earth as the embodiment of lust, “earning” her place in hell.

5. Naked Afternoon (1976)

Perhaps the first “meta” porn movie, “Naked Afternoon” stars the beautiful and innocent-looking Abigail Clayton as an aspiring actress who ends up making adult films. It earns its place on the list of top 10 best adult movies of all time due to her enthusiastic and realistic performance.

6. Three Daughters (1986)

Possibly the best example of a “feminist” adult film, Candida Royale’s masterpiece earns its spot on the top 10 best adult movies of all time list due to its sensual portrayal of womanly pleasure, a vast departure from most male-centered erotic films.

7. The Opening of Misty Beethoven (1976)

Another adult comedy, this is a satire based loosely on “My Fair Lady,” taking a trashy hooker and placing her in the upper class, where she is quite the hit.

8. Debbie Does Dallas (1978)

The title of this classic says it all.

9. Flesh Gordon (1974)

This sci-fi spoof with adult overtones was popular enough to be edited into an R-rated release for mass consumption.

10. The Private Afternoons of Pamela Mann (1974)

Probably the first porn film to be shot on a Hollywood budget, removing the sex scenes could have made this a hit in any circle. Though, where’s the fun in that?

By Lauren Baker, originally published on

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Whoever said that Halloween is meant to just give you the chills is doing it wrong. On the contrary, what better time to snuggle real close to someone special for body heat—and, of course, some hot action—than this season? On that note, here are the 11 sexiest Halloween movies to help you and your boo get spooky…

1. The Witch (2015)

Aside from being one of the best horror movies in recent memory, The Witch has perhaps one of the greatest scenes in movie history that combines the jitters you get from horror and the tingles you get from seeing Anya Taylor-Joy’s Thomasin character strip in the woods. Because a good sexy Halloween movie doesn’t just make your hair stand up, it also makes other parts of you rise.

2. Cat People (1982)

Hey, just because we’re talking about Halloween movies doesn’t mean it all has to be about horror! Cat People is part fantasy, part romance, and all sexy. That’s thanks to Nastassja Kinski, who plays Irena, a human-cat hybrid that’s got to do the nasty with her own kind in order to not go full feline. Plus, this movie gave the world a classic David Bowie ditty, so everyone wins.

3. Queen of the Damned (2002)

Queen of the Damned is possibly one of the most under-appreciated horror movies of the 2000s, if not cinema history. It features great acting from its stars—which is surprising considering that one of the main actors is primarily an R&B singer—a great story, and most of all, Aaliyah’s costume which bares enough skin to get your blood flowing and, at the same time, covers her enough to get that imagination of yours going. Mmm! Mmm!

4. Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992)

Before vampires sparkled and became emo fuckboys on the big screen, they used to be dashing, gentlemanly bon vivants. And Gary Oldman’s take on the grandpappy of all vampires gives audiences one of the most sensual depictions of the character. Of course, we’d be remiss if we didn’t mention Francis Ford Coppola’s stylistic choices here, which gave the movie that whole sophisticatedly sexy feel to it.

5. From Dusk ‘til Dawn (1996)

No one does grindhouse cinema better than Robert Rodriguez, and From Dusk ‘til Dawn has that cinematic subgenre in spades. With its over-the-top action and gore, this one’s become a boner-fide cult classic. But what really helped cement this movie’s reputation is that dance scene performed by none other than Salma Hayek, who plays a vampire queen Santanico Pandemonium in this flick. Plus, this is the only movie where Quentin Tarantino’s acting doesn’t make us want to vomit in our mouth.

6. The Neon Demon (2016)

We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again: Elle Fanning is the kind of actress that boosts the sexiness meter of whatever she’s in. In fact, we’ll even say she’s the thinking man’s Megan Fox: sexy, but not in the way that will have you rubbing one out in the theater (that’s a good thing, by the way). Neon Demon, a suspense thriller about supermodels, shows Elle Fanning in perfect form. And we mean that both in her capacities as a performer and her sultry, slender physique.

7. Species (1995)

We know a great many deal of boys who became men when they watched this movie, and that’s thanks to Sil, Natasha Henstridge’s character in this sci-fi horror classic. Now, if you’re the kind who likes it rough, then look no further than Species to give you gratuitous amounts of sex and gore. On the other hand, if you’re the squeamish type, then we suggest you close your eyes every time Natasha Henstridge touches a man in this movie. Don’t worry, you’ll still get an eyeful of her tasty curves either way.

8. Only Lovers Left Alive (2013)

Are vampires the sexiest kind of movie monsters? Yes. Is Tom Hiddleston the kind of guy you’d want making you a cup of coffee after a night of romantic whoopee? Yes. And is Tilda Swinton an androgynous goddess that could turn you on regardless of your gender? That, too, is a yes. And Only Lovers Left Alive manages to tick off this sexy trifecta.

9. Jennifer’s Body (2009)

Casting Megan Fox as the titular (not to mention literal) man-eater in this movie automatically gives Jennifer’s Body an unfair advantage over other sexy Halloween movies, which is why we didn’t rank this one higher. We mean, come on: it’s Megan Fox! Even Peewee’s Playhouse becomes sexy if you put her in it. We’re not going to spoil any juicy details here, but rest assured you won’t get as turned on by blood with any other movie the way this one uses it. Stay foxy, Megan.

10. An American Werewolf in London (1981)

Now, this John Landis-helmed horror classic is a great watch regardless of the season, but it’d be an all saints’ day sin if we didn’t tell you about the shower scene featuring Jenny Agutter in her prime. Her oh so delicious prime! Suffice it to say the scene alone is more than enough to land An American Werewolf in London in our list. David Naughton’s in that scene, too, who’s like a light version of Jeff Goldblum.

11. Interview with a Vampire (1994)

We’re going to settle this right off the gate: Interview with a Vampire is one of the hottest horror movies to have ever graced the silver screen. We’d even go so far as to say that this movie is Brokeback Mountain, but with FANGS! And even better, this was Brokeback Mountain even before that movie existed. Come on, that’s what happens when you put Brad Pitt, Antonio Banderas, and a Tom Cruise who was still 30% sane in one movie. Oh, and a young Kirsten Dunst is in it, too.

So, there you have it, guys and ghouls: the 11 sexiest Halloween movies to watch this season. I recommend watching these movies with a cute person nearby to comfort you during the scary scenes, and a whole bunch of toys to play with during the sexy scenes.

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Phylicia, Manuel, and Portia walked out of the stadium arm in arm after graduation practice.

“Our last time together,” Phylicia sighed. “Our parents all arrive tomorrow. As soon as graduation’s over, we take off to different parts of the country. I’m going to miss you guys like crazy.”

“Me, too,” the others echoed as they wrapped each other in a group hug.

“In that case, we need to have a proper going away party,” Manuel said as he broke away and slipped under a temporary tent they were passing. He emerged with three champagne bottles. “The VIP reception tonight. The bartender’s a friend of mine. He even gave us chilled ones.”

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Once they got to Portia’s room, they plopped onto her bed, opened the champagne, and reminisced about their four years together. In no time, they were finished with the second bottle—and feeling the effects.

Manuel stopped in the middle of refilling the glasses with bottle number three. “Do you realize that all the stories we’ve been telling are about how hard we worked? Is that all we ever did?”

“Yup,” Phylicia took a sip. “But that’s what we had to do to end up in top grad schools. Why? Do you have regrets?”

He studied the bubbles in his champagne glass and frowned. “To be honest. Yeah.” He turned towards his friends. “You guys?”

Portia shrugged her shoulders. “Sure. But it’s normal to wonder what was going on at all those parties we missed—and what might have happened if we went.”

“Me too,” admitted Phylicia. “I wouldn’t have done things differently, but I wonder.” Then her face lit up. “Hey!” She held up her glass. “I propose that as part of the final gathering of the Three Musketeers, we do something outrageous. This way we’ll have at least one story about our ‘wild college years.’”

The trio cheered and clinked their glasses.

“Great idea,” said Portia. “I vote for getting really drunk.”

Phylicia laughed and put her arm around her. “You’re already really drunk, Sweetie. Something else.” Then a naughty glint appeared in her eyes. “I know. We each write down something that’s over-the-top and scandalous. Something really shocking—not at all like us. We put our ideas in a hat and pull one out. Everybody promises ahead of time that no matter what it says, we do it. And we never ask whose suggestion it was.”

They eyed each other with uncharacteristically naughty smirks.

“I’m in,” said Portia.

“Me too,” echoed Manuel.

Phylicia handed out sheets of paper. “Just make it really wild. Remember, this is our ‘no regrets’ moment. So, what shocking thing should the three of us do to cap off our days here?”

As each finished, they folded up the paper and put it in Manuel’s blue cap. Phylicia picked it up and held it out in front of Portia. “What’s our fate, Sweetie?”

She closed her eyes, reached in, and took one of the slips. She opened it and giggled. “If I weren’t so drunk, I’d be embarrassed. But champagne has this weird effect on me. Fuck it.” She took a deep breath. “This was mine. But I’m not going to read it out loud. You’re going to think I’m a freak anyway. Why humiliate myself even more?”

“Ooo, this must be juicy.” Phylicia snatched it away. She looked at it and her eyebrows went up. “This is yours?”

Portia pulled a blanket over her head. “That’s it. Rub it in. I’m a secret sex fiend.”

“That’s not what I’m saying. This is mine.”

“No. It’s mine. You don’t think I know my own dirty fantasy?” she giggled.

Manuel took the slip out of Phylicia’s hand. “What’s with you guys?” He read the paper and frowned. “I don’t know what you’re arguing about, this was my idea.”

Phylicia grabbed the hat. “This makes no sense.” She dumped out the remaining pieces of paper, opened them, placed them beside each other, and added the one in Manuel’s hand.

The three of them just stared at the pieces of paper with their mouths open. They all said the same thing: ‘What should we do? Each other! Because I’ve never been with a woman.’

They were stunned. The two women looked at each other.

“Really?”

“You too?”

“Holy shit!”

Then they looked at Manuel. “What can I say? I lied before. I was embarrassed to admit I was a still a virgin.”

They all burst out laughing and hugged one another. Fortunately, with everyone’s inhibitions washed away by the bubbles, they wasted no time enthusiastically getting each other naked.

Manuel and Portia yanked off Phylicia’s t-shirt, bra, and yoga pants.

“No panties! You slut!” teased Portia.

“Miss I’ve-been-secretly-lusting- after-my-BFF is calling me a slut? That’s a laugh.” Phylicia playfully shoved Portia back onto her back. She pushed her short red skirt up over her hips, and roared when she saw the writing on the panties. ‘If you lick it, it will cum.’ “Who’s the slut now?” As she pulled down the white cotton, a shaved and moistening pussy revealed itself. “I’ve dreamt about this! I’m in heaven.” In an instant, she dove between her friend’s legs and set off a cascade of deep, passionate moans.

As Portia squirmed against her lover’s hungry mouth, Manuel pulled off her tight, midriff baring top. Leaning over, he kissed her breasts and sucked her hard, pink nipples. She moaned even more. When Phylicia tongue-fucked her and Manuel ran his teeth against her nipples, she rocketed to a climax. “Oh, fuck!” she screamed. “Oh fuck! OH FUCK!”

After her body stopped vibrating, she reached down and pulled Phylicia on top of her. “I’ve always loved you, but I was afraid of doing that.”

“Me too, Sweetie,” she replied tenderly. “But before we give Manuel the impression that we don’t love him as much as we love each other, I think we have a virgin to deflower.”

The look on Manuel’s face said he couldn’t believe his good fortune.

Giggling the whole time, the girls stripped off his shirt, slacks, and briefs. As his large cock sprang up, both girls said, “Oh my!” at the same time and exchanged naughty smiles.

“You lucky devil, Manuel. You are going to make any number of women deliriously happy. Starting with us!” She turned to Phylicia. “How do we decide who goes first?”

“Higher GPA?”

“Seems fair. Yours?”

“4.0 As perfect as my tits.” Phylicia caressed them as she winked at Manuel.

“Hold on there, sister. You forgot about my A+ in Calculus. 4.01. But don’t worry. Since his dick has no mileage on it, he’ll be able to give both of us a ride.” Sitting back on her heels, she turned to Manuel. “So, Romeo, what’s your pl—”

In one remarkable move, he leapt towards her, wrapped his arms around her, pushed her on to the mattress, and penetrated her. “Oh my God!” he yelled. The two of them let out deep, passionate groans. They kissed deeply as he pounded relentlessly into her.

“Oh, Manuel! Give it to me, baby! Give me that big, hard cock!” She wrapped her legs around him and pulled him deeper. Guttural, passionate, rough, hungry sounds came out of her mouth.

The couple writhed away like two animals in heat. Their bodies now coated with sweat, the scent of their furious coupling filled the room. To no one’s surprise, Manuel exploded quickly. “Oh my God! Oh Fuck! OH FUCK!”

Rolling off his partner onto the mattress, he looked at her sheepishly. “Sorry. I just couldn’t hold back. That was fucking amazing! I’ll make it up to you.”

“I’ll hold you to that, Bucko. But first we need to give Phylicia a taste of that great cock.” She slid down and sucked his dick. He was hard again in no time.

The third musketeer needed no urging. She straddled the young man and slowly slid down the stiff, veined penis. She luxuriated in its size. “Oh my God!” When she had it completely inside her, she moaned deeply. “Fuck, Manuel!”

Portia winked. “See what I mean?” Then, eyeing her friend mounted on the young stud, she said lustily, “I think Manuel deserves a treat for what he’s giving us.” Straddling him and facing Phylicia, she lowered herself so her pussy was in reach of his mouth. “You get to pleasure both of us at the same time, Stud. First time out of the gate, and you get a real-life threesome with a pair of sexy sluts.”

“Holy shit! You guys are fucking awesome!” He wrapped his arms around her legs, pulled her lips against his mouth, and sucked her sopping pussy.

Pleasure filled the girls’ faces as they squirmed against him. They mirrored each other as they played with their tits and rubbed their clits. The room filled with totally incomprehensible, animalistic, moans and grunts.

After a while, Portia raised herself and moved off. “So that Phylicia gets the full effect of that great cock of yours, Manuel, you need to fuck her brains out.”

Needing no further encouragement, he roughly pulled his partner against him, wrapped his arms around her so they’d stay joined, and flipped them over. He pinned her arms about her head and penetrated her, over and over. With every thrust, the two of them grunted.

“Jesus, Manuel! You are so big! Fuck me! Fill me up! FUCK ME HARD!”

Responding with a Neanderthal growl, he banged into her without mercy.

“Jesus, Manuel! So good! God! Fuck me, baby! FUCK ME!” Moments later, her body tensed, then erupted. “OH MANUEL! OH GOD!”

Once Phylicia’s body stopped shaking and she’d caught her breath, she turned to Manuel. “Holy shit, Manuel. You’re amazing. And don’t take this the wrong way, but now that I’ve had some cock,” she giggled, “I’m craving some pussy.”

The two girls lay down beside each other and kissed tenderly. They stroked, fondled, caressed, and licked every part of each other’s body. The growing intensity showed on their faces. Portia settled between her lover’s legs and feasted on her juicy, ruby labia. “You have the most delicious pussy, Sweetie.”

“Oh, Portia. I’m glad this is finally happening.”

After a few minutes, Portia sat back on her heels. “I want to watch you when you come.” She pressed Phylicia’s legs apart, slid two fingers into her pussy, and began working her clit with her other hand.

As her lover’s body tightened, she closed her eyes. “Christ, Sweetie! That’s it! Right there! Just like that!”

Portia kept up a slow, steady rhythm.

“Oh shit! I’m going to come! Oh shit! I’m coming!” Her face contorted even more. “I’M COMING! I’M COMING! I’M COMING!” She fisted the sheets hard as her back arched. “OH GOD!” As ecstasy tore through her, her body shook.

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The trio were so drenched with sweat and sexy juices, they squeezed into Portia’s shower and rinsed off. Back on the bed, they picked up their champagne glasses. Manuel had a naughty smirk on his face. “Next year’s reunion?” They exchanged knowing looks and clinked glasses.

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