The rich smell of turkey, ham, and other delicious delights wafting through the condo nudged Stan awake. Carol would have been up at the crack of dawn—literally—because their annual holiday dinner was her favorite meal of the year to prepare.
Warning: do not consume too much of these phallic and yonic foods if you’re single. Trust me. You’ll basically put yourself into heat and then good luck dealing with that nonsense when there’s no particular friend to help you. There