I have an embarrassing confession…

I had to look up a lot of these terms. I’m a self-proclaimed “dating guru,” but the kids these days are inventing all kinds of trendy terms, and it’s hard to keep up.

Feel free to let me know in the comments how many of these words you already know. I’d love to learn how hip you are.

1. Ghosting

Things are going pretty great between yourself and your boo. You’ve gone on a few dates; you talk into the early hours, maybe you’ve even had sex. And then, all of a sudden and without any warning, your supposed boo stops responding to your texts. Or your calls. Or your 47 voicemails.

This is what happens when you get ghosted. Your boo turned into Boo from Mario (a ghost). They vanish without explanation, and you’re left to wonder where things went wrong.

2. Sexting

Without cell phones, this wonderful phrase could never have been invented and enjoyed by naughty people everywhere. Sexting occurs when you text sexy messages over your phone. It doesn’t matter how near or far you are from your romantic partner; you can still have sexy times.

Sexting goes to show that humans always find a way to make everything sexual.

3. Friendzone

Ah, the friendzone. Numerous men fall into this invisible enclosure with no way out. I’ve been there. You might have been there too.

The friendzone is a place one person (usually a woman) puts another person (almost always a man who is totally in love) when they don’t see romantic possibilities with this person. Once in the friendzone, you’ve been trapped. Categorized. Shot down from any sort of romance from the friendzoner. And it’s likely you’ll remain there for all of eternity. It’s highly unlikely a man can emerge from this zone as attractive to the woman who put him there. Women are very stubborn about this.

4. Fuckboy

This type of person is the ultimate antagonist of today’s dating scene. He doesn’t even deserve the title of man.

He will do whatever he can to get into bed with a member of the opposite sex, even if it means leading her on and breaking her heart. The only thing he looks out for is his penis.

5. Dick pic

Exactly what the title suggests. Women hope to avoid them, and men hope to find someone who enjoys them. People who send unsolicited dick pics will typically have the mentality of: “Please. Anyone. Just accept my dick pic and tell me it’s pretty.”

6. Bae or boo

These are both terms of endearment for a romantic partner or even a close friend. They are also the most adorable terms on this list. See #1 for examples.

7. Cuffing season

This is the “fifth season” of the year which runs from late fall to early spring. It’s when two people decide to spend romantic time together during the cold months. It’s certainly a great way to stay warm. Or to finish everything on Netflix.

8. Catch feelings

When you begin liking someone, even when you’re doing everything in your power not to, is what it’s like to catch feelings. The best time to use this phrase is when you’re in a FWB (friends with benefits) relationship, and you find yourself unable to stop thinking of the other person.

Catching feelings is similar to contracting cooties. If you’re not careful, you’ll get it, and it’s quite difficult to shake off.

Congratulations! Now you don’t need to hold up an urban dictionary to decipher what the heck those danged kids are talking about nowadays. You’re near fluent in youth sex and relationship terms.

It may sound like a lot of these sayings are negative, and that’s because they are. The youth dating scene is in crises, and we (they? I’m 32 now) need help. Although women are having a lot more orgasms and sex toys are fucking amazing these days, so I guess it’s not all that bad.

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Sexting. It’s a fine art. With as few words as possible, you want to convey just how badly you want to suck on it, slide it in, or rub it down. Your goal is to make your partner stand at attention, or put her panties in a bunch. You want them to be anticipating what it will be like when you see them, feel them and taste them. Your words should pave the way, not get in the way. The very thought of writing and sending a sexy message can get your libidos going… and maybe your anxiety.

Don’t worry. None of us were born sexters, not even those of us who can talk a good game. But it’s a worthwhile skill to learn. Flexing your sexting muscles can improve your relationship. Research shows that higher levels of sexting correlate with greater sexual satisfaction. Plus, it’s a great opportunity to go beyond your comfort zone, and explore your nasty side.

Still feeling at a loss for words? I’ve got you covered with a pre-written list of lusty one-liners. You can send these exactly as they are, or modify them to your liking. They’re divided into three categories—Mild, Wild, and Instant Pants-Dropper. This way, you can start out with a tame little tease, and then ramp it up to let’s get it on…NOW.

I promise, you’ll have your boo tingling in their pants in no time. And I mean that literally! Tell them to put the phone in his or her pocket on vibrate, and then blow it up with ten texts in a row to give them an explosive minute of lust-note loving.

Warm up those fingers, because it’s about to get hot in here.

Mild

• I want to get really naughty with you.
• I can’t wait to play with your _______.
• I want to kiss your…
• Tonight’s Password: Pheromoans!
• I want you—NOW!
• Pick up C batteries. I’ve got a new toy…
• I’m bringing massage oil. What flavor?
• I love how you touch my _________. Best I’ve ever had, baby.
• Just had the dirtiest thought about you. Too dirty to text- I’ll tell you about it later.
• How about we spend all day in bed together?
• Really miss you. And I’m super horny! Wish we were together right now.
• Come over and help me undress.
• I’m dying to please you tonight.
• Your wish is my command.
• A big smile crosses my face when I picture you naked, next to me.
• Can’t wait to see you later, got a sexy little surprise for you!
• What shall I wear later? Let’s get creative…

Wild 

• I’m about to slip into a bubble bath. I’ll be thinking of you as I touch myself.
• The door’s unlocked. I’m in bed. Come inside…
• You know that ‘spot’ you like? I’m touching it.
• I’ve been a bad, bad girl… and probably deserve a spanking…
• Crotchless panties tonight? Or nothing…?
• I want to feel your soft lips against mine, your inner thighs against my cheeks… My only purpose tonight is to be a servant to your body.
• There’s a blindfold on the pillow. Slip it on and wait.
• I want you in my mouth.
• I can’t stop thinking about what you’re going to do to me tonight.
• Can’t wait to wrap my arms around you and smell your sweet skin. 
I’ve got some new naughty things I’m going to do to you tonight.
• Can’t wait to make out with you later.
• Thinking about kissing you… Everywhere…
• I’m going to leave you exhausted tonight, baby.
• What do you think about getting it on in a public place?

Instant Pants-Dropper

• I’m wet just thinking about you. What will you do when you get here?
• There’s a blindfold on the pillow. Slip it on and wait.
• I’m ready to try anal, baby.
• I want to be your sex slave.
• I’m going to give you a 5-star BJ like never before.
• Can’t wait to throw you down of the bed, rip off your shirt, and lick and bite your nipples…
• I’m fantasizing about your ass in those tight jeans you’ll be wearing tonight…
• I’m so ready to get on top of you and let you guide me in.
• [Growl] I just grabbed myself thinking of you!
• Had a really steamy dream about you last night…got me all wet.

Give ours a try, and then tell us all the details about your steamy encounter afterwards in the comments below!

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