The Do’s and Dont’s of Valentine’s DayDo

Buy her something expensive and/or thoughtful.

Don’t

Make her something out of Play-Doh.

 

Do

Take her out for a nice, romantic dinner at a fancy restaurant.

Don’t

Take her through the drive-thru of a fast food joint.

 

Do

Rent a hotel for the night.

Don’t

Set up a tent in your parent’s backyard.

 

Do

Have wine with roses waiting in the hotel room.

Don’t

Have a case of beer and a joint.

 

Do

Summon the powers of Eros and Cupid.

Don’t

Use the power of Rohypnol.

 

Do

Perform cunnilingus followed by passionate lovemaking.

Don’t

Try to coerce her into a three-way with your down-on-his-luck, single buddy.

 

Do

Make her breakfast in bed.

Don’t

Make her a Dutch oven in bed.

The Do’s and Dont’s of Valentine’s Day
Kyle Towers

Kyle Towers

Kyle Towers is a contributing Editor for the Tickle Kitty Blog. He's also a young cow licked Canuck who writes things and has a deep-seated love of everything geeky. Kyle hopes to change the world with his words. But first he needs to change his shirt because he flexed and he’s pretty sure it’s stretched in some spots. Follow Kyles adventures on Facebook and Twitter @ kylecanuck. Read more articles by Kyle.

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