The holidays are all about giving, so why not give the gift of orgasms?

Being nice is nice, but the naughty list is where all the fun happens. So if you’re looking for a different kind of holiday cheer, here are 10 toys that will take your gifts from happy to horny.

Womanizer Premium

The Womanizer Premium is the perfect gift for couples if all she wants for Christmas is a 60-second orgasm and all he wants is to watch her writhe in pleasure. New air-suction technology surrounds her clitoris with gentle puffs of air and vibration, causing most women who use it to orgasm in under a minute. Plus, there’s a quiet smart silence feature too, in case the holidays have you holding up in mom & dad’s guest room. (She, however, might not be as quiet.)

Slippery Kitty “Slip & Lick” Two-fer

When a Silent Night just won’t do this season, drizzle on a little Slippery Kitty  lube. This lube will elevate any kind of play (finger, tongue, penis, vaginal, anal) to a tantalizing new level. Free of parabens and glycerine, this safe, specially crafted lube will have you yelling “oh holy [night?]” for hours. It comes in two flavors, the classic Au Naturel, and delicious Strawberry. It’s also available in TSA travel-friendly size, in case your holiday plans are taking you away from home.

“Pattering” G-Spot Rabbit

Rabbits usually have to wait until the Spring to get their holiday, but not this particular rabbit. The expert “Pattering” G-Spot Rabbit is a ‘stocking stuffer’ she won’t want to go without. From powerful, thumping pulsations to a clit-licking tip, this vibrator is a multi-sensory experience for all areas of her vagina. There are three speeds of G-spot thumping and 10 speeds of clit-teasing vibration. And just in case she finds that perfect combo that sends her up and over the North Pole, a memory chip can remember combinations so she’s sure to lather, rinse, repeat every single time.

Baron Couples Vibrating Ring

The Baron Ring is the perfect couples Christmas gift to get her to that “O! O! O!” Use it together during lovemaking and you’ll experience longer lasting, harder erections, while she enjoys the powerful vibrating bullet. Ten speeds allow for escalating pleasure, and a raised numb for clitoral stimulation. A small bullet vibrator is perfect for foreplay before you strap it on and have yourselves a merry little Christmas.

ON Clitoral Arousal Gel

O Cum All Ye Faithful, indeed. This arousing clitoral gel is called ON because that is what mode she’ll be switched into. Slippery to the touch, it causes a sensation that allows most women to last longer and have stronger, fuller orgasms. The water-based formula is a blend of essential oils so it’s safe for the body, as well.

Butterfly Remote Venus Penis

Talk about the ultimate stocking stuffer, and a holiday secret you’re going to want to get in on. The Butterfly Remote Venus Penis is a remote-control orgasm generator, and makes couple’s play more fun and intimate. It’s a penetrating vibrator, which means she can wear it underneath her panties while he hides the remote in his pocket. No matter where you are, or what you’re doing, give her an ultimate, mind-blowing orgasm, whether it’s across the room at a Christmas party or curling up on the couch for the ninth viewing of White Christmas.

Le Wand Petite

The holidays are all about magic, and what’s more magical than the original Le Wand? Le Wand Petite, of course. Get the same big, magical pleasure of Le Wand, but in a tiny, carry-on sized toy. The silky head offers 10 different vibrations and six pleasure patterns. Perfect for solo or partner play, and easy to taken the go, Le Wand Petite‘s neck is flexible so it can rock and sway to the motion of your ocean. Choose from the subtle hmmm, all the way up to the core-shaking buzzzz. Who needs mistletoe when you’ve got Le Wand Petite waiting ‘neath the tree?

Fleshlight Surge

If your holiday plans are keeping you and your lover apart this year, she can give you something to make the separation anxiety a little easier. The Fleshlight Surge is basically a vagina in your pocket, complete with inner pleasure nubs and ridges sure to have your eyes rolling back in your head. Easily packed for travel trips, it’ll be almost like your honey is right there with you.

TRYST – Multi-Erogenous Zone Couples Vibrator

Amid all the shopping and family obligations, save some time to steal away with your lover for a little TRYST. Place this vibrating toy around your hard penis during sex and you’ll both be buzzing. With three tiny motors (two in the arms and one in the base), there’s an endless number of combinations for getting creative. Tip: Those two arms work pretty well for naughty nipple stimulation, too.

Optimum Automatic Smart Pump

Your lover probably thinks your penis is perfect just the way it is. But in case you want to bring more to the table, or just want to have some fun, the Optimum Automatic Smart Pump is the perfect treat. A total suction pump helps increase endurance and improves stamina, plus adds a level of pleasure through the sleeve and tight chamber, for your stroking pleasure. There are easy-touch controls, including a quick air release for custom pumping, and a chamber that seals completely for powerful suction.

Give your lover a holiday to remember—you can’t go wrong with any of these orgasmic treats.

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The rich smell of turkey, ham, and other delicious delights wafting through the condo nudged Stan awake. Carol would have been up at the crack of dawn—literally—because their annual holiday dinner was her favorite meal of the year to prepare. She was fine with doing all the cooking because she discovered early in their marriage that the best way her husband could help her in the kitchen was to stay as far away as possible. Their deal was that as long as he took charge of everything else to do with entertaining their guests, he was free to spend the day however he liked. His plan was to have a leisurely breakfast, run a few last-minute errands, watch some football, then get everything together for the guests.

Fortunately, it was a glorious December day. If it wasn’t too windy, maybe everyone could have drinks and chat on the couple’s huge deck. He went into the kitchen to grab his coffee, kissed his wife—being careful not to interrupt whatever she was doing—and headed for the deck. He wanted to make sure it wasn’t too cool or too breezy.

“Baby. I could really use your help.” Carol’s voice rang from the kitchen.

“Be right there, sweets.”

He sprang up. He always felt guilty at how much his wife shouldered the burden for the holiday feast. He was thrilled to actually be able to do something in the kitchen.

He walked up to her as she was kneading some dough.

“OK, this is going to seem really stupid. I need you to scratch my nose.”

Stan scrunched up his face. “Scratch your—”

“Stan! Will you please just do it!”

He quickly reached over and obediently scratched her nose as she continued to knead the dough. She let out a deep sigh of relief.

“Thanks. That was killing me.”

He laughed. “Would you care to explain what kind of baking emergency I just helped with?”

She smiled. “When we were in Venice last summer and I was studying those 15th century manuscripts in the library, I found the oddest thing. A bunch of recipes, of all things. Recipes! One of them is for the bread I’m making. It calls for some really unusual spices, and you knead it twice as long as usual—about 20 minutes. It’s also critical that once you start kneading the dough, you can’t stop—not even for a second. And you can’t vary the rhythm at all. As you can imagine, it’s really tough to do. I did a test bake last week, however, and the bread tastes amazing! I’m only about half way through, so when my nose started itching, I couldn’t stop to scratch it myself. Fortunately, my man-servant was there to save the day. Sorry to have interrupted your coffee.”

“I was happy to be of service.” He headed back towards the deck—then stopped. He turned around and admired how focused his wife was on the task at hand. He also admired how nicely her black yoga pants, uncovered by her apron, hugged her beautifully toned ass.

“Let me get this straight,” he said with a frisky tone she couldn’t miss. “You can’t stop kneading that dough for the next ten minutes, or the bread will be ruined?”

She knew what that voice meant. “Stanley Bartholomew Wolf. If you know what’s good for you, you will go back to the deck this very moment!” She tried to sound like a stern prison warden but couldn’t. She found her husband’s playfully naughty side irresistible.

“You don’t understand,” he pretended to be reassuring. “I want to help. I’ve been watching you, and I understand the rhythm. Knead. Knead. Knead. Turn. Fold. Knead. Knead. Knead. Turn. Fold. I’ll call out the rhythm, so you don’t even have to think about it.” By now he was standing directly behind her. He untied her apron, slid his hands under her t-shirt, and began massaging her ample breasts.

“What are you—”

“Knead… Knead… Knead… Turn… Fold. Come on. Pay attention. I’m just mimicking the way you’re kneading the dough. Isn’t this a fun way to make bread?”

She giggled. “OK. You have a point.”

After a couple of playful, but matter of fact rounds of instructions, he murmured sensuously in her ear. “Knead … Knead … Knead … Turn … Fold.” He kissed the back of her neck and squeezed her breasts in the way that always made her crazy. Her nipples stiffened against his palms.

“Stanley. That’s not fair. You’re going to ruin the bread. Stop it.” She protested breathlessly.

“Knead… Knead… Knead… Turn… Fold.” He continued massaging her breasts, then pressed his hard cock against her behind.

She let out a deep sigh and kept on kneading. “You devil, you. Stop it!”

“Knead… Knead… Knead… Turn… Fold. You’re doing great. Just keep working the dough.”

“Stop! Please!”

He let go of her breasts.

“Thank you.”

She spoke to soon.

In an instant, he pulled down both his pajama bottoms and her yoga pants. He slid his rock hard, veined cock between her legs. It nestled between her warm, wet lips.

She moaned deeply, her heart pounding. Her body instinctively pushed back trying to help the shaft find its home. Somehow, she kept kneading. “Jesus, Stan! Please stop! You’re killing me, and you’re going to ruin the bread. Please,” she begged.

“Knead.” His shaft slid against her slick, swollen labia. “Knead.” [stroke] “Knead.” [stroke] “Turn” [stroke] “Fold.” [stoke] With each beat, his penis got more covered with her slippery juices. He squeezed her breasts hard.

A timer dinged. She collapsed onto the counter. “OK, you son of a biscuit, I’m so turned on I can’t see straight.” She stuck out her ass. Her ruby lips glistened. “Put me out of my misery.”

Her husband grabbed hold of her hips. He slid deep inside her tight pussy, now drenched by her juices. He leaned hard against her, and the couple remained still. They let out guttural groans of relief.

After teasing his wife for as long as he had, he knew he’d be in trouble for the rest of the day if he didn’t get down to business. One of the joys of marriage is that he knew exactly how to bring her body to ecstasy. In this standing position, she loved a combination of short and long strokes, and it was guaranteed to hit her G-spot. He started with three short stokes, where just the head of his cock penetrated her. These were followed by a fourth deep stroke where his cock went as far as it could. The tension of the three short ones made the deep one feel amazing for both of them. His pace was slow, but consistent. The rhythm was excruciatingly perfect. After each set of four, Carol moaned, “Oh, Stan. Give it to me.” But each time, her voice was different—higher pitched, faster, more tense. When it became ‘pleading,’ Stan added his own encouragement. “Come on my cock, babe. It feels so great when your pussy pulses all around it. Come on my hard, hungry cock.”

It was as surefire a recipe as what Carol used with the bread. “God, Stan, I’m going to come. Fuck me, you sexy man.” As soon as his shaft penetrated all the way inside her, her pussy clenched tightly and spasmed around her husband’s shaft. Stan couldn’t hold back any longer and came deep inside his wife. They moaned loudly. Their bodies shook. Carol lay bent over top of the counter; Stan, on top of her.

After they calmed down, Stan stepped back and began pulling his pajama pants back up. As his wife turned around, she stepped out of her yoga pants, removed her apron and t-shirt. Standing naked, she wagged her finger at her husband. “I don’t think so, you devil. I’ve told you before, don’t start something you can’t finish.”

“You do know I’m not 20 anymore, don’t you?” he laughed.

“Leave that to me,” she winked.

She quickly removed his robe, pajama top and bottoms. Folding the robe and putting it in front of him, she knelt on it. She took his flaccid penis in her mouth, sucked on it to a very specific rhythm, and squeezed his balls to the same rhythm. Two minutes later, it was impressively hard.

“Wow! How?” Stan sputtered.

“Explanations later. Right now, you got me so horny, we’re not done.”

She pulled her husband onto the kitchen floor. “Now it’s my turn. I’m going to fuck your brains out.”

Straddling him, she mounted his rejuvenated cock. She let out another deep moan and began circling her hips around his rock-hard shaft.

The way her warm, wet, tight pussy gripped and massaged his cock as she spun her hips made him feel like he might come again at any second. “That feels amazing,” he moaned.

She leaned forward with her hands on Stan’s chest. “OK, cowboy. I’m going to fuck your beautiful hard cock until it gives me a great orgasm, erupts inside me, and fills my pussy with your cum.”

Unlike the slow, rhythmic lovemaking they enjoyed against the counter, this was raw fucking. She slammed down on his stiff shaft over and over, grunting each time with a primal glee. She was lost in the moment—on a mission to fuck the two of them to ecstasy.

Stan loved seeing his wife like this. She was neither his recipe-collecting wife nor the serious researcher everyone knew on campus. She was a woman who loved to fuck and wasn’t embarrassed to show it. He knew he was remarkably lucky to be married to her.

He’d love to have lasted longer. It was a perfect moment. But—the sight of this amazing sex goddess riding him, how great his cock felt being home in her wet pussy, and the sound of their bodies slapping together from the juices of their passion—it was more than he could handle. His penis swelled, twitched and he came. He bucked hard and jetted into her again. She spasmed around his cock at the same instant. They both screamed incoherently as their bodies shook.

As their heads cleared, they kissed lovingly.

“Don’t let anyone tell you,” Carol smiled coyly, “that 15th century Venetian medical manuscripts don’t contain some hidden secrets.”

“You mean. That thing you did. That was in the manuscript?”

“That’s right. And if you’re a good boy, maybe you’ll find out that I picked up some other things as well.”

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With all the hustle and bustle of the holidays, it’s easy to miss the sensual undertones of the season’s ambiance: hot cocoa and cuddles under a blanket, the flickering of a fireplace, the warm twinkle of lights. The holidays are ripe for romance (at least once the kids are in bed), and all you have to do is take advantage of the season’s built-in mood lighting and flirtatious activities (mistletoe, anyone?). This time of year is already packed with little sprinkles of affection—like an entire tradition dedicated to kissing—and with a bit of creativity, you can turn up the heat for some adults-only holiday cheer.

Get Lit

Think holiday sparkle is just for the kids? A strand of lights does wonders to turn your bedroom into a cozy, sexy hideaway. Dimmed lighting is a great way to set the mood, and now you don’t have to worry about spilled candle wax. Choose holiday lights with darker colors and thicker plastic coverings—these add vibrance without shedding too much light. Toss a strand over your headboard or across the top of your dresser, and indulge in the colorful views of your partner’s skin and curves as the light and shadow plays across their body. Bonus points for laying the lights out in front of a mirror and creating your own live adult performance, complete with artsy lighting.

Steam Heat

In Europe’s most wintry locations, like ice-cold Norway or snowy Sweden, saunas aren’t a luxury—they’re a necessity! Heated bathroom floors and handcrafted, in-house saunas come to the rescue during the long, dark winter months. Here in North America, it’s hard to find a steam room or sauna that doesn’t come with pricey spa admission, but you can re-create this European staple in your own bathroom. Run a bath with the water on full blast and super hot. If your water heater is lacking, boil some pots on the stove and dump them into the tub. Keep the bathroom door shut tight, and light some candles around the room. Place some towels on the floor for comfy seating, and bask in the warm, cleansing steam as it rises from the tub. Once the water cools down a bit, you can hop in the tub together for a relaxing couples‘ bath.

Down By the Fire Place

Where is the best place to make sweet love? If we had to poll a group of classic R&B singers, we’re pretty sure 10 out of 10 would suggest down by the fire. It might sound like an old cliché, but we think sex in front of a fire place should be your new holiday tradition. If you don’t have the real deal (or if it’s smack in the middle of the living room and the kids aren’t at grandma’s), now is the time to nab one of those faux fire places from the holiday section of your local department store. Once you have the flames (or LED’s) blazing, gather your cuddle accessories: twin mugs of hot tea or cocoa, a big cozy blanket, and some warm flannel pajamas (with red, lacy lingerie underneath, if you please). Once you’re all warmed up, spread out the blanket and create some heat of your own while the flickering light dances across your entangled bodies.

Dirty Stockings

You’ve probably already hung the family stockings by the chimney with care. Now hang some in your bedroom and plan a gift exchange just for the two of you—no kids allowed! Sex toys make excellent stocking stuffers. Challenge each other to only buy sexy gifts that can fully hide inside your chosen stocking until Christmas. Mini vibrators, barely-there underwear, couples’ vibes, and lubes are the perfect sizes to fit into your dirty holiday décor. After the kids are tucked in and the presents are laid around the tree, tip-toe back to your room, swap stockings, and let the celebrations begin.

Cold winter weather and traditions of togetherness make the holidays the perfect time for romance. With a little creativity, you can turn your home into a wonderland of steamy holiday sex.

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‘Twas the night before the new year,

and sprawled out on the bed,

a satisfied man was moaning,

as he climaxed from good head.

See, the man was quite smart,

He’d gotten his wife the perfect couple’s treat,

It was the Couple’s HotTush Pleasure Kit,

Which would give their passion a lift.

Just two houses over,

Was Sally sitting alone,

Her boyfriend Todd was out of town,

As they talked on the phone.

But that was all they needed,

Because of the genius of Todd,

Who got a long distance sex toy,

The app controlled OhMiBod.

Next door to Sally was James,

He was all alone too,

But the Tenga 3D Pleasure Spiral,

Assured his balls wouldn’t go blue.

On the next block over,

We found Martha and Jim,

The Lay-On Rabbit he got her,

Made her so wet they could swim.

Down in their basement,

Their tenant Stacey slept sound,

But when she opened her new Pink Amour G-Wand,

You could hear her self-pleasure O’s most profound.

A few days earlier that week,

Stacey had something to send,

Addressed to her bff Suzie,

To become Suzie’s new best friend.

Suzie was having trouble orgasming,

So being the good friend Stacey was,

Gifted her the  Rechargeable Magic Wand,

Oh the multiple O’s it would cause!

In the building Suzie lived in,

Resided quite a sexual legend,

But he had gotten much older,

And his erections could use a mend.

His wife Maya was a legend too,

And what a perfect gift she would bring,

It would make things harder and thicker,

It is a special toy known as the Couple’s Reversible Ring.

The superintendent of the building,

Could fix all kinds of things lickity-split,

Like his wife’s desires and cravings,

As he did with The Clitoris Connoisseur Kit.

Each of these sophisticated lovers,

Found all these things and more,

All just in time for 2018,

Online from the Tickle Kitty store.

Dr. Sadie’s dream of fearless giving,

Really came true on that special day,

“I hope you have a pleasure filled New Year”,

Is what she so cheerfully had to say.

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