Ah, February the 14th is upon us again: a day of romance, love, and of course, boinking like furry little bunny rabbits. Whether you’re new to this whole dating thing, or you’re a relationship veteran, we all know about the traditional gifting of flowers and chocolates on a day like this. But sometimes it’s nice to get weird when worshipping your lover. So allow us to help you not only sweeten but also spice up your Valentine’s with the following creative tips.

1. Have it her way.

After you’ve adequately spoiled her, perhaps with one (or some) of the ideas presented in this list, you may find yourself poised for a very special type of intimacy. If you happen to be so lucky, remember that women are interested in more than just orgasms; they’re in it for the journey as much as the destination!

To this end, having a bit of a naughty conversation which focuses on what she wants, not only informs you what to do when it’s go time, but also shows you care, increases intimacy, and is super freaking hot.

If you’ve been dating for a while, you probably should’ve already had this talk by now, anyway. But if you haven’t, this day is a great day to start fulfilling all her wildest fantasies.

2. Sexy massage with flavored lubricant.

Unfortunately society hasn’t recognized Valentine’s Day as a statutory holiday yet (I blame lonely lobbyists). This means she’ll likely be working during the day, which could take a toll on her sexy body. Therefore, a little sensual massage will go a long way.

It could be the perfect prelude to something more because it builds physical intimacy. So after you perform this meritorious service on her body with luxurious massage oil, clean it all off with a tongue bath. Make sure to really get in there and work all of her erogenous zones, of which include her nape, inner thighs, back of her knees, and if she’s into it, her feet.

To make the foray from massage to sexy times more fluid, try using our strawberry Slippery Kitty lube, which performs as both a massage oil and intimate lubricant.

3. Themed hotel room.

Maybe you have roommates, or perhaps there are kids in the picture—either can be total cockblocks. Why not book a themed hotel room?

These establishments boast room furnishings ranging from the typical beach getaway themes to more niche ones like Star Wars-inspired rooms. Go for those unique motifs. Valentine’s Day doesn’t always have to be about forcing romance down each other’s throats.

4. Heartfelt meal—and then some.

Want to know why women find partners who can cook sexy? Simple: because anyone can make a reservation at a restaurant, but not everyone will put the time and effort into preparing a dish served especially for her (with foods you know she’ll drool over).

We’re just getting started here, too, because when it comes to a proper home-cooked Valentine’s meal, the dinner is just the appetizer; dessert is the main course. Once you’ve popped open that bottle of wine, it’s time to bust out some bedroom-appropriate delicacies, like chocolate-covered strawberries and whipped cream. You don’t have to limit yourself: get creative and try out drips of ice cream or maybe a little honey. The possibilities are delicious.

5. Valentine lovebox.

There’s no better gift for your lover than one that fills her with excitement before she looks over at you with playful and suggestive eyes. If you want that kind of reaction, while injecting a little more pleasure into your love life, check out the ‘Shot of Love’ Valentine Kit. It’s been curated with six luxury sex toys, along with a few free bonuses, to ensure this is the Valentine’s Day she’ll never stop thinking about.

Just remember, you don’t have to put on a big-budget celebration which ends in sipping wine before unlatching the clamps at the back of her bustier with the dexterity of a Shaolin monastery-trained lingerie Dalai Lama.

Please. Valentine’s Day should be a fun celebration for couples; a holiday meant to bring romantic partners closer. It doesn’t need to follow a script, and the above ideas are just that—ideas. Celebrate this day however the two of you see fit, even if it means passing out in the middle of a Netflix and pizza binge at 7pm. The important thing is that you do it together.

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Mercy! February 14th is coming, and something really big is standing between you and your lover.

Geography.

Since no one’s yet invented the quick cure for distance, there’s always a next-best thing. Eight of them, in fact. The only question left for your Valentine’s Day is: How adventurous do you wanna be?

1. Turn FaceTime into SexTime.

For a sizzling Valentine’s virtual date, strip down for your long-distance lover on Skype, FaceTime or WhatsApp. Whether you’re doing a sexy striptease to your favorite song, dressing up in provocative costume for steamy role-play, or getting self-touch-frisky as he watches you make love to yourself with a vibrator, be prepared for him to burst into flames at other end! But know he’ll love you even more for your creativity, openness and passion.

2. Hand him the keys to your arousal with app-controlled toys.

The Club Vibe 3.OH is a vibrating panty toy that’s controlled by a sound-sensitive remote. You wear the black-lace panties with the perfectly positioned vibrator—he works the vibrations and intensity using his voice (or music) and the remote. The vibrations get more intense with his voice. Tease him as you slip into the panties, keeping him from starting the vibrations until he absolutely begs you. Like long-distance app play? Try The Jive and The Cowgirl Premium Sex Machine—both controlled by a smartphone app, making them perfect for long-distance playtime.

3. Pose sexy in selfies. Slip him fresh pics all day.

Slip into your hottest lingerie, pose for the camera—then write provocative captions for each photo—including what you’d do to him if he was there. Show as much or as little as you like, include your face or not—it’s all up to you. Or, FaceTime him with seductive poses, and let him screen-shot the images he likes.

4. Write erotic letters to each other.

Recapture the lost art of erotica. Let your imagination flow with a story about what will take place the next time you see each other. Go into detail! Have him do the same. When V-Day arrives, get on the phone and take turns reading aloud. Use your sexiest, most seductive voice. Get ready for fun and laughs…and simultaneous self-pleasuring!

5. Synchronize an erotic movie with phone sex.

Set your phones on speaker, click ‘play’ at the same time, and watch the same sexy movie together. Whatever will each of you do with both hands free?

6. Surprise your Valentine the “Play With Me” Kit.

What’s inside that plain mystery package that just showed up at the door? Eight sexy playthings, all ready for orgasmic solo play as well as wild lovemaking the next time you’re together.

7. Send your Valentine for a surprise massage.

Ahhhh! Book a Swedish or deep-tissue massage an upscale nearby spa—then send your lover the time and location. Compliments of you

8. Try sexy foreplay via private video chat.

Flip through the ideabook that’s set off a zillion orgasms. Send it to your lover along with something sexy to slip into. You can even pick up a coordinating outfit for yourself, and let the Valentine’s foreplay begin.

So take heart. Even though the miles stand between you, the love is still shared. And now, so is the loving.

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I was in the middle of brainstorming and conducting extensive research on what men would like for Valentine’s Day when I abruptly stopped…

In fact, I almost scrapped everything and gave up on my project altogether.

The thing is, I’m not even sure men are supposed to be getting anything for V-Day. It’s always been my impression that the dudes are meant to spoil the ladies. But hey, if women want to share this holiday, then that’s really sweet. Thanks, ladies. You’re the best. Now here’s a bunch of stuff we’d like:

1. Blowjob while playing video games

If you do this, you will win everything, forever. Just tell your fella you want to watch him play video games, and once he’s seated, perform your magic.

You can even challenge him to a turn-based game, with the rule that one person gives oral while the other person struggles to keep their composure, and not fall into a pit of lava or drive off a cliff.

Be sure to pick up some Slippery Kitty lube to make things as sweet as you for trying this radical idea on him.

2. A fort to have sex in

Here is what Coondidntmakeit from Reddit’s girlfriend had to say:

“Do not waste money on an overpriced meal. I’ll make dinner. Then build a pillow fort so we can fuck in it, then eat ice cream and watch a movie in bed.”

You’ve found a keeper dude. Hang onto that one. I almost exclusively have sex in forts anyway, but this is a great idea for the general population.

3. Laser tag in lingerie

Hand him a Laser Tag pistol with a sensor and tell him to suit up before running off to set up your battle plan. Oh and make sure you’re wearing your sexiest lingerie. That would just be the coolest. My friend’s girlfriend did that to him, and now they’re getting married, so…

4. A sexy chef

Here is what Sam said in Cosmopolitan:

“I would be happy if my girlfriend cooked me anything wearing just an apron. Literally anything. Well, nothing with onions. Or if she planned the whole day herself—she knows what she wants to do on Valentine’s Day more than I do. So she’d plan the whole day and I’d be a kind, gracious, loving boyfriend all day.”

The sizzles, the smells, the attractive looking yams—food preparation evokes powerful anticipation. It’s kind of like foreplay. So if the person conducting this sensual composition happens to be scantily clad, then a secondary foreplay begins. The two foreplays dance in harmony, and we get major food boners.

5. Liquor-filled chocolate

Here is what an anonymous person said on Elite Daily:

“Last year I had gotten these artisanal chocolates from Kentucky where each one was made with a different bourbon from the region.”

That’s a great gift. Men want alcohol-related things so we can drink them with you and then we can take advantage of each other (in an entirely non-creepy and consensual kind of way).

After we’ve had a few drinks, it might be a good time to introduce a new sex toy because we’ll be open and willing to try more things in this state.

6. Bacon roses

You can find out how to make them here. If he’s vegan, or he just doesn’t like bacon, there are tons of other food bouquets you can arrange. You can also make/purchase chocolate, fruit, and candy bouquets.

Or just buy actual roses. Hey, some dudes enjoy flowers too.

7. A different holiday

Here is what AreYouDreaming from Reddit had to say:

“I would like Valentine’s Day to be abolished and replaced with a second Thanksgiving.”

Valentine’s Day should celebrate love, and love comes in many forms. I love food, jazz, and sleeping. These are the things I spend lots of time doing on this occasion when I don’t have a significant other to spoil. So hey, if you love Thanksgiving, then go for it. If you and your significant other would rather dress up in goofy costumes and pretend it’s Halloween, then go for it—do what makes you happy.

This romantic celebration does not need to be some cheesy consumerist ploy. You can decide to do what you love with the person/people you love. Or you can just eat a bunch of heart candies alone until you have to lie down because you get a wicked sugar rush. Either sounds pretty amazing to me.

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“So, whose idea was it for your book club’s Valentine’s ball to have a historic theme. And why Scotland?”

“It’s a really sweet story, Honey, about a new member in the group. On Valentine’s Day two years ago, Fiona was on a trip to Scotland and her car broke down in the middle of nowhere. This handsome Scot came along and helped her. It turned out he actually attended the same university she did in the States. He was visiting his family. They got married last Valentine’s Day in a genuine Scottish castle. This is their first anniversary, and her husband has been really homesick. The club has been reading the Outlander books, andwhen Fiona suggested that we recreate one of the balls in the book to make him feel better, we thought it was very romantic. Then when we discovered what women wore at the time, we all felt deliciously naughty that our breasts would be on display—and our defense for flashing everybody would be, ‘We’re just being historically accurate.’”

She looked in the mirror and admired the job the bright red material was doing boosting her breasts and showcasing her nipples. “I’m going to look like a ho advertising her wares,” she giggled.

Gregg grumbled as he sat on the end of the bed struggling with the garters to hold up his socks. “Fine. You get to look sexy as hell, while I have to wear this scratchy kilt. It feels like my dick is being sandpapered. You’re sure I can’t cheat and put on some underwear?”

“Like I said, historical accuracy,” she laughed and sat down beside him. “Besides, you look cute in a skirt, and I think it’s sexy that I can just—” She slid her hand under his kilt and stroked his cock. In seconds, it was rock hard.“ This is fun. Now I know why guys get turned on when we girls don’t wear panties.” She got up and checked her makeup one last time. “Come on. We have to leave in five minutes so we aren’t late for the grand march.”

“Five minutes. Are you serious?” He pointed to how his kilt was tented.

Staring at the evidence of his erection, she pursed her lips. “Hmmm. I have an idea.”

Kneeling in front of him, she pushed his legs apart, and unfastened the front of her dress so her breasts were completely exposed. Lifting his kilt, she leaned in, engulfed the hard cock with the creamy flesh, and began tittie fucking him.

“Oh my God! That is so sexy.” He groaned.

Laura was surprised she shivered with excitement. She had very sensitive breasts and loved it when her husband played with them—or when she played with them herself! But she’d never put Gregg’s cock between them. Pressing ‘the girls’ together, she slid them up and down his warm, rigid shaft. As she got more aroused, she teased the top of his cock with her stiff pink nipples. Coating them with his precum, she squeezed them and moaned.

The visual of his wife working his penis and playing with her tits was so amazing, he couldn’t take his eyes of her.

“OK there, laddie,” she said in a terrible Scottish accent, “if I’m doin’ all the work fuckin’ ye, ye owe me more than a wee bit a jizz on my titties. Time to blow!” She leaned down, sucked his dick hard, and felt it swell and twitch. Removing her mouth, she directed his cock so the warm cum shot all over her chest. She looked at him with her ‘dirty girl’ smile and massaged his sperm into her soft, round breasts. “It’ll be our little secret why ‘the twins’ look so perky tonight!” Retying her dress, she looked at the clock and smiled. “Mission accomplished with a minute to spare. Time to leave.”

As Gregg got up and adjusted his kilt, he laughed. “You realize that with all of you prancing around topless, I’m going to be hard again within minutes of our getting there.”

She repaired her lipstick and winked. “Well, laddie, then I imagine this is going to be one memorable Valentine’s Day.”

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