Although it’s often the fodder of silly jokes and teasing, the penis is truly a remarkable appendage. As you’ll soon discover, it’s also mysterious. For instance, it’s not as big as you think, and it evolved from something you may have never expected.

Let’s not forget, the penis is crucial to the survival of humanity. There was a long line of functioning penises before us which have helped to keep us going. So the next time you laugh at a good old dick joke, keep this stuff in mind.

That said, we felt it necessary to honor this sacred appendage by listing out some of its most impressive stats. Here are 6 hard facts about the penis…

1. It’s about twice as big as you may think.

You’re welcome, gentlemen. A lot of fellas can totally say they’re packing double-digit inches now. That’s because there’s more to the penis than meets the eye. About half of the dong resides within the body, where it teams up with the rest of the anatomy for super important bodily stuff.

2. It enters and leaves society ready to party.

As soon as males come somersaulting into this world, many of them do so with tiny, raging boners. I guess we’re just super excited to get living. Ultrasounds have also shown that we sometimes get them when we’re just little fetuses too.

We can also leave this planet with a bang (or at least ready to bang). There have been cases reported of stiff bodies with total stiffies. This phenomenon is known as a terminal erection and most often occurs from deaths by hanging. Scientists presume it could be pressure from the noose on the cerebellum which causes the one-eyed trouser snake to rise from the dead.

3. It evolved from a clitoris.

That’s right, all penises—even the biggest and baddest of them all—begin their journey as a clitoris. When we’re all just cute little embryos, mindlessly floating around, we were lucky enough to have vulvas. Then the Y chromosome transformed some of these embryos into males. The clitoris grows into a penis, and the outer labia is stretched into testicles.

4. It can break.

Although boners have no bones, the penis can still be broken. It’s known as a penile fracture and happens during vigorous sex. So take it easy, man. Your dick isn’t a battering ram.

Okay, so if you really want to know the gory details, the breakage occurs when the fibrous covering of tissue inside your penis, responsible for expansion when filled with blood, ends up rupturing. Did you just cringe? I totally cringed when I wrote that.

5. It doesn’t leave clues.

Your shoe size. Whether or not your middle finger is longer than your ring finger. The distance between your eyebrows. Big Dick Energy. None of these traits are an indication of the size of one’s penis. Even the size of one’s penis (when flaccid) is no indication of the size of one’s penis when erect. Some folks are growers, and some are show-ers. And others are just always stupidly big.

The only way to find out the immensity of one’s dick is to get it excited and discover for yourself. Nature is super mysterious that way.

6. Its head doesn’t have a brain.

Believe it or not, some guys aren’t just selfish dicks who climax early on purpose. Many fellas have very little control over when they are about to ejaculate. The order to blow one’s load doesn’t come from the big guy upstairs (the brain), but instead from this hilariously named centre in the spine called the spinal ejaculation generator.

That’s why it’s critically important to adopt habits which counteract this, like wearing a cock ring. Also, check out our blogs, 10 Mistakes Preventing Men From Lasting Longer and Stay Harder And Last Longer With These 3 Simple Workouts to help you harness that self control.

So yeah, the penis. It’s pretty cool. I’m a fan—especially of my own. I hope y’all learned a few things about this mysterious part of the body. The next time the conversation inevitably ventures to penis town, you’ll be armed with some fascinating tidbits about these naughty bits to share with everyone.

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What do successful people do? Google that question and you’ll come up with lists from every business magazine out there—Entrepreneur, Business Insider, Forbes, Inc…the list goes on. Each of these Wall Street bibles discuss everything from learning the power of ‘No’ to drinking lemon water. The one thing missing on all the lists? Morning sex. But according to a 2018 sleep study, morning sex could be the key to unlocking your productivity. A survey of more than 1,000 people either in a relationship or living with their partner asked if sex in the morning leads to greater productivity.

Survey says? Yes.

According to the study more than 53 percent of men and 45 percent of women said that they were more productive on the days that they have morning sex. With the facts staring you in the face, why aren’t more people doing this?

Time. We all live down to the wire these days. Our days are micromanaged so minutely that anything out of the schedule throws our entire worlds into whack. But putting “morning sex” into your iCal is probably the least sexy thing out there. The survey reports that people would much rather sleep in or drink coffee than have morning sex.

Turns out getting busy has all the same benefits—it boosts energy levels and relieves stress. Plus, having an orgasm is not the worst way to start the day. For both men and women their estrogen and testosterone are at peak levels in the morning, so already you’re setting yourself up for an advantage, rather than at the end of the day when you both might be tired or distracted. Morning sex is also a massive stress reliever, bringing down stress hormones. Other benefits? It releases endorphins, counts as a workout, and can even help you look younger because it releases oxytocin and other anti-inflammatory molecules.

Still, not everyone is willing to do it. Morning sex feels like a luxury, amid all the other things we have to do like showering, making breakfast, getting the kids ready for school, checking emails, scrolling Instagram, and just about any other priority you can think of that is not sex.

But carving out just a little bit of room to get yours in the morning can make all the difference. According to the survey, men said they would give up 41.5 minutes of sleep for sex, while women would give up 30 minutes. A half hour each morning of less sleep for more sex isn’t so much to ask. In fact, according to the survey, the majority of those surveyed who were satisfied in their relationships were having sex just 4 mornings a month. Of the men and women surveyed, sex lasted on average 26 minutes.

Still, even 26 minutes might be a lot to ask for some people. But they don’t need to miss out on getting (a)head in the morning. Set the alarm 20 minutes early and experiment with foreplay. This, at the very least, will leave you both wanting more for later. Pick positions that aren’t super exotic, like missionary or spooning. This at least makes it a little more alluring in the morning when you’re probably exhausted. Or multitask by showering together, giving you the opportunity to have some frisky fun while you prep yourselves for the day ahead.

Another fun option? Try some toys to get you into gear—and in record time. The Womanizer Starlet, for example, is legendary for orgasms in 60 seconds. Surely there is enough time for that. If you’re feeling sluggish in the morning you can also try the Main Squeeze See-Through Penis Pleaser, which is a masturbation toy you can use on him that takes the job out of ‘hand job.’ You can also turn his penis into a vibrating sex toy with The Wave, a penis ring that enhances sex through vibrations, and makes simultaneous orgasms within reach.

The point is the only one standing in the way of your morning orgasm (and productivity) is you. With a little bit of time management, and the desire to get yours, you could be climaxing your way to a more productive day.

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If there’s one thing people are dying to know, it’s whether they’re “normal” compared to everyone else.  And for something as complicated as sex, it’s hard to even say there’s such thing as a standard. But regardless of how you phrase it, everyone loves a good sensual stat, so here are just a few of our fave’s to see how your game may (or may not) rank among the average:

Firsts

How old are people when they had their first orgasm?

One of life’s greatest rights of passages tends to happen all across the maturity map. Research has shown ages 17-19 is when 27% of people experienced their first orgasm, followed by 19% experiencing orgasm at ages 14-16, and 18% at 20-24. And unsurprisingly enough, the smallest reported group was ages less than 11 years old coming in at 9.5%, but hey—to each their own.

How old are most people when they lose their virginity? 

When it’s just plain and simple intercourse, the average age of first-time males is 16.8 years old, and for females 17.2, according to the Kinsey Institute.

Masturbation

How often do people masturbate? 

Whether flicking the bean or wanking one off, men and women both find bliss in the pleasure-packed pastime of masturbation. A 2016 study by Japanese toy company TENGA revealed 95% of males and 81% of females admit to having masturbated at some point in their lifetime. On average, they found men masturbated around 15 times per month, and women around 8 times per month; as well as singles doing so 16 times per month, in contrast to couples at 10 times per month.

Why do most people masturbate?

(As if we need a reason) That same TENGA research revealed the most common goal 59% of people cited for masturbating is purely to relieve sexual tension. Closely behind, 56% of the group also credited it to sexual pleasure, 54% said for relaxation/stress relief, and last but not least 26% showed their love for it in order to help fall asleep.

Orgasms

How frequently do people orgasm?

It comes as no surprise that men typically orgasm more than women (during sex, at least), but how exactly does that break down? According to a nationwide study, 95% of heterosexual men reported ‘usually to always’ crossing the finish line when being intimate, with 89% of gay men and 88% of bisexual men following suit. On the flip side, 86% of lesbians with only 66% of bisexual women and 65% of hetero women claimed the same degree of frequency.

How long does it take to climax?

In a world where the orgasm gap has never been more alive, couples have long faced the contradiction of men needing around 5 and a half minutes to seal the sexy deal, as opposed to women who need about 17 minutes on average.

How do most women orgasm?

A Cosmopolitan study shows that masturbating with a hand or toy has shown to be the most popular route in a landslide for about 39% of gals, with 20% citing a vaginal intercourse/clitoral stimulation combo, 15% saying vaginal intercourse alone, 12% crediting oral sex, 9% loving a partner using their hand and a lonely 2% enjoying a partner using toys on them.

Toys

How common really are they? 

TENGA’s data also showed American men pale in comparison to women when it comes to owning sex toys at about 20% to 42%, respectively.

Which ones are most popular?

But of all the ones to choose from, vibrators definitely take the cake as the most popularly purchased toy online at 19.2%. Dildos come in second at 16%, followed by lube (which hello, is more essential than a toy) at 14%, anal beads at 12%, penis rings at 11.8%, rubber vaginas/masturbation sleeves at 8.5%, and blindfolds, strap-on’s, handcuffs and more at the bottom with 5% or less.

Porn

How long do most people spend watching porn?

According to PornHub’s healthy hoard of viewer data, the worldwide average of time spent per visit in 2017 clocked in at 9 minutes and 59 seconds. A whopping 23 second increase from the previous year! In the US alone, the average came in a bit higher at 10 minutes and 33 seconds, with Mississipians holding it down for the longest at 11 minutes, 33 seconds, compared to those going for gold in Kansas at 9 minutes, 5 seconds.

Ok, but what about women specifically?

We know guys always get the rap for porn habits, but research from Marie Claire revealed more than 60% of gals watch it a few times per month to every week, and upwards of 10% admitted daily. And while more than half noted they usually indulge alone, 33% get down with watching it with a partner on an occasional or regular basis as well.

And Lastly For Good Measure…

How long is the average penis?

Although size only matters to some, the great wide world of penises has proven to typically range anywhere from 1.6 to 10.2 inches. The average size when flaccid is around 3.5 to 3.9 inches, but when fully erect measures up to around 5.5 inches in all.

So even if you slept through your college stats class and think you’re the ultimate cheese that stands alone, remember there are always people that fall around you on the never-ending distribution curve of sextistics. Study up!

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Sex: it’s pretty cool. And awesome. And crazy?

This list contains 12 numerical absurdities about sex that might make your jaw drop.

1. Most women have used sex to manipulate a man. A whopping 84% of women reported having used sex as a tool to get a guy to do something. Luckily, we don’t mind, ladies!

2. Millennials are not having more sex than their predecessors. Though the generation is often defined by its low-key means of hooking up, they’re not having more sex than those their age did in the nineties. They’re only less likely to be in committed relationships with their sexual partners.

3. Men spend time thinking about sex, while women are out doing it. Guys think about sex 9.2 times a day, but only engage in the real thing 8.3 times per month. Women, on the other hand, have sex three times a week, while only thinking about it 5.6 times per day.

4. Adolescents are having less sex. Data from the Youth Risk Behavior Surveillance System found that 59% of high school students are still virgins. That’s a 13% decline since 1991. Way to go!

5. Four-year educations are linked to having more partners. On average, those with bachelor’s degrees have three more sex partners during their lives than those with other degrees. They’re also three-times more likely to desire a polyamorous lifestyle. So stay in school, but not for too long!

6. Nearly 70% are turned on by the idea of having sex in public. On a list of “kinky” acts people have tried, or would like to try, is public sex at 69.4%. But males mostly account for this thrill of the danger of getting caught. Women are more into bondage. Spanking ultimately tops the aforementioned list.

7. Committed couples have better sex. Guys and gals in relationships are three-times more likely to have a satisfying sex life than those who are single and/or engaging only in casual sex. There’s something to be said for partners who’ve taken a little time to get to know one another.

8. Most of us think about having sex with a different partner. While 73% of us in relationships fantasize about people other than our partners, only 22% of us feel guilty about it.

9. Men dig receiving nude selfies. At 67%, no big shock there, but what guys need to stop assuming is that 80% of women want to see their naked bits. They probably don’t. So unless you’re asked to, don’t do it!

10. Alcohol really is a social lubricant. When asked about drug use during sex, 96.1% reported having used alcohol during encounters. Marijuana came in second at just over 80%. Meth, crack, bath salts and heroin couldn’t even approach 10%.

11. The average duration of sexual intercourse is 7.3 minutes. Relax, it’s not just you. And those guys, like me, who brag that they can go for hours are either lying or doing it all wrong. If it takes hours to get it done for both partners, sex can verge on becoming a burden, not a joy. Foreplay is where it’s at, man, and averages 20 minutes per encounter.

12. A taboo place we love to have sex is on the rise. That’s right, anal sex has grown in popularity (I hope y’all are using lots of lube). Internet smut-masters PornHub released data indicating that people were searching for anal sex videos 120% more than they were prior to 2009. A survey of 3,000 sexually-active millennials last year yielded evidence that 35% of females had at least tried it, overshadowing the 15% of men who’ve done more than just search for videos on the net.

Ahh sex, isn’t it crazy?

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